THE 59TH PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS were awarded on Sunday, September 16, at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles. However, in July and August, we asked TONY POLLS voters to choose their favorites in over two dozen of the 27,220 categories in which the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences gives out awards. Here's how you voted, how I voted, and how our choices compared to those of the Academy.
Which is your choice for Outstanding Animated Program for Programming Less Than One Hour?
Here's where we parted company. I voted for WHEN PARENTS ARE DEPLOYED because I believe it's vitally important for Americans to consider all of the costs of Bush's ill-conceived and illegal wars. The Emmy went to your choice for this award: NICK NEWS WITH LINDA ELLERBEE: PRIVATE WORLDS: KIDS AND AUTISM. That makes you 1-for-3 and me 0-for-3.
I voted for HEROES, so we were in agreement there. However, the Emmy Award went to THE SOPRANOS. You're 1-for-5 and I'm not.
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy Series
Sir Ian McKellen as Himself [Extras].....28.95% Stanley Tucci as David Ruskin [Monk].....28.95%
Beau Bridges as Carl Hickey [My Name is Earl].....17.11%
Giovanni Ribisi as Ralph Mariano [My Name is Earl].....13.16%
Martin Landau as Bob Ryan [Entourage].....11.84%
I voted for BEAU BRIDGES because karma demanded it. The award went to STANLEY TUCCI. Because I'm a generous columnist, I'll give you full credit on this one. You're now 2-for-6...and I'm trailing behind you at 0-for-6.
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama Series
Christian Clemenson as Jerry "Hands" Espenson [Boston Legal].....26.25%
John Goodman as Judge Robert Bebe [Studio 60].....21.25%
Forest Whitaker as Curtis Ames [ER].....16.25%
David Morse as Michael Tritter [House].....16.25%
Tim Daly as J.T. Dolan [The Sopranos].....11.25%
Eli Wallach as Eli Weintraub [Studio 60].....8.75%
This was a tough choice, but, after long deliberation, I voted for ELI WALLACH. The Emmy went to JOHN GOODMAN. You're 2-for-7; I'm 0-for-7.
I voted for LAURIE METCALF, but 36.62% of you agreed with the Emmy voters. The award went to ELAINE STRITCH. That makes you 3-for-8 and me 0-for-8. I'm so glad I didn't bet cash money on my picks, though it is embarrassing to do my grocery shopping dressed as Salma Hayek.
I voted for LESLIE CARON and she did, indeed, get the award in this category. You're 3-for-9 and I'm 1-for-9.
Because there are so many categories in the Emmy Awards - even after I dumped the ones I didn't care about - it's gonna take three slimmed-down TOTs to cover all the results. I hope you can contain your anticipation.
Just a reminder...
The first of the only two convention appearances I'm making this year is the SYRACUSE HEROES EXPO, Saturday, October 21, at the Holiday Inn Convention Center in Syracuse, New York. I'll be there from 10 am to 6 pm.
For more details on the show and its guests, go to:
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ONE: Buy something else. Maybe I found something which wasn't completely dreadful in the item, but not enough for me to recommend it when there are better comics available. I only want what's best for you, my children.
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