TONY'S ONLINE TIPS for Thursday, November 23, 2006
How's that for an image to start my annual Thanksgiving edition of this column?
The origin of Thanksgiving goes back to 1619 or so. You got your Pilgrims, living in dirty, disease-ridden huts, hungry, and, waiting for death to release them from their misery. Then come the Wampanoag, one of the many Native-American people who lived happily in the future United States.
The Pilgrims would have died if it weren't for the Wampanoag. They got the settlers through that first winter, taught them how to grow crops, taught them how to fish, and probably even taught them not to go around poking bears. That worked out just peachy for the Pilgrims, not so good for the Native-Americans.
The history books won't tell you this, but "Thanksgiving" is actually a Wampanoag word which roughly translates to "No good deed goes unpunished."
In years past, I have used my Thanksgiving musings to express my gratitude for my wonderful wife, children, family, friends, and readers. I've given thanks for having achieved some small success in my chosen vocation, and for those along the way who helped me to achieve it. Let's consider all of the above as constants. I was grateful for them all in years past, I remain grateful to them in the here and now, and I fully expect to be grateful to them for a good many years to come.
What I haven't said before is this:
I am thankful, every day, for the gift of another day. There have been times in my life when I wasn't sure there would be another day. This isn't something I'm going to dwell upon here or even explain. Realistically, none of us ever knows for sure that we will have another day. All the same, I am grateful for each new day that comes my way.
Another day represents another chance to get it right. It's another chance to do something better today than I did yesterday. It's another chance to achieve something, create something, help someone, repay a generosity, and so much. I may not succeed in any of these ambitions today, or tomorrow, or even the next day, but, as long as I get to wake up to another day, I get another crack at all of them. That's worth celebrating...and that's really what I wanted to share today.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours from me and mine.
ZERO: Burn your money before buying any comic receiving this rating. It doesn't *necessarily* mean there's absolutely nothing of value here - though it *could* - but whatever value it might possess shrinks into insignificance before its overall awfulness.
ONE: Buy something else. Maybe I found something which wasn't completely dreadful in the item, but not enough for me to recommend it when there are better comics available. I only want what's best for you, my children.
TWO: Basic judgment call. I found some value, but not enough to recommend it. My review should give you enough info to decide if you want to take a chance on it. Are you feeling lucky today, punk? Well, are you?
THREE: This denotes something I find perfectly respectable. There are better books out there, but I wouldn't regret buying this item. Based on my review, you should be able to determine if it's of interest to you. Let the Force guide you.
FOUR: I recommend anything earning this rating. Unless you don't like the genre, subject matter, or past work of the creators, I believe you'll enjoy this item. Isn't it uncanny how I can look right into your soul that way?
FIVE: Anything getting this rating is among the best comicdom has to offer. You should buy/read this, even if the genre/subject matter doesn't appeal to you. It's for your own good. Me, I live for comics and books this good...but not in a pathetic "Comic-Book Guy" sort of way.
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