Description: When Women Played Ding-Dong (1971, 83 min.) - Prehistoric cave-stud Ari (Antonio Sabato) wins lovely virgin Listra (Nadia Cassini) in a pig-catching contest, but their attempts at "Ding-Dong" keep getting interrupted by idiot battles between his tribe, The Cave Dwellers, and their neighbors, The Lake Dwellers. Annoyed that hubby would rather make war than Ding-Dong, Listra organizes the women of both tribes to go on strike and "abstain Ding-Dong" until the men stop fighting. It all happens back in the days when men carried clubs and women played ding-dong, an Italian stone-age sex comedy based on the Greek classic "Lysistrata" and filled with shapely cavewomen sporting '70s hairstyles, a gay caveman with the hots for the hero, a title tune that will follow you forever and, of course, plenty of old-fashioned Ding-Dong! "50,000 B.C. (Before Clothing)" (1963, 65 min.) - Locked out of his trailer home by his nasty old wife, sad sack Charlie Wishnick tries to sleep it off in a crazy inventor's taxi cab but discovers it's actually a flying time machine which deposits him at The Knob Hill Nudist Camp back in 50,000 B.C. (Before Clothing)! Goofy Charlie gawks at naked cavegirls, falls in love with vivacious Zelda ("Bad Girls Go to Hell's" Gigi Darlene), and is almost eaten by real-life giant Eddie Carmel in this crackpot nudie-cutie, presented in prehistoric "Nudicolor!"
50 000 BC is great, if you like low budget humor! I saw this short on Comcast on Demand, and since cheesy, low quality films are so entertaining to me, I was inviting friends over to watch. With the oddball characters and hilariously flat dialogue...not to mention my favorite elements: crap props and random skips in the film, we found ourselves in stitches. If you're expecting cheesecake, there's about 10 seconds of it. But if you're a fan of bad film production and random situations, I highly recommend this film. I wish there were more like this! I have yet to see the other film, so I plan on purchasing this DVD asap!
Do NOT Buy From the title this sounds like its some good softcore sexy stuff. No sir. Boring, lame, NO NUDITY!!!! How can it have no Nudity? Why is it rated R, it could have been PG. So lame, the caveman joke gets old after 5 minutes. The women are hot, but don't expect to seem them naked, even though the title says "BC 'Before Clothes'". they have no 'clothes' but plenty animal skin modestly covering all the goods. A disappointment from something weird.
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