Product Description: Track Title 1. The Real Slim Santa 2. The Bottom Line 3. My December 4. Santa Baby 5. Christmas Song 6. Rudolf The Nine Inch Reindeer 7. Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) 8. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus 9. Feliz Navidad 10. Santa Claus: Behind The Magic 11. Father Christmas 12. A Christmas Poem 13. River 14. Batman: The Lost Christmas Episode 15. Coming Home For Christmas 16. Shaq The Halls 17. First Noel (I Like Christmas) 18. Gassy Jesus 19. Jingle Bells 20. Christmas Time For My Penis 21. The Pitbull Yule 22. Santa's Creepy Secret 23. Don King's Christmas Wish 24. We Three Kings 25. Christmas Harmonica 26. The Grinch 27. Silent Night Sing Along 28. Stanley 29. Hidden
May I have your attention please? This was the 2000 release of L.A. based radio station KROQ's annual Christmas CD. It is a mixture of Christmas songs and comedy skits. It is somewhat more uneven than usual. The comedy bits are funny for the most part. I especially like "Santa Claus: Behind the Magic", "Batman: The Lost Christmas Episode", "Shaq the Halls" and two Santa Claus related Eminem parodies. As for the songs, there are some good ones, but there are also a few bad ones. Either way, some of the songs are unavailable elsewhere, so if you want them you'll have to get this CD.
Halfway Decent KROQ Christmas Collection CD COMPLETE TRACK LIST:
1. Ralph Garman - "The Real Slim Santa" 2. Stone Cold Steve Austin - "The Bottom Line" 3. Linkin Park - "My December" * 4. Victoria Silvstedt & Ralph Garman - "Santa Baby" 5. Weezer - "Christmas Song" * 6. Bobcat Goldthwait - "Rudolf the Nine Inch Reindeer" 7. U2 - "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" * 8. William Shatner - "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" 9. Fenix TX - "Feliz Navidad" * 10. Ralph Garman - "Santa Claus: Behind the Magic" 11. Save Ferris - "Father Christmas" * 12. Ben Livingston - "A Christmas Poem" 13. Travis - "River" * 14. Adam West - "Batman: The Lost Christmas Episode" 15. MxPx - "Coming Home for Christmas" * 16. Ben Livingston - "Shaq the Halls" 17. Eve 6 - "First Noel (I Like Christmas)" * 18. Andy Dick & the Bitches of the Century - "Gassy Jesus" 19. 3 Doors Down - "Jingle Bells" 20. The Vandals - "Christmas Time For My Penis" * 21. Bobby Slayton - "The Pitbull Yule" 22. Orgy - "Santa's Creepy Secret" * 23. Don King - "Christmas Wish" 24. Fuel - "We Three Kings" * 25. Peek The Rodeo Clown With 2 Paralyzed Legs - "Christmas Harmonica" 26. Vast - "The Grinch" * 27. Blink-182 - "Silent Night Sing Along" 28. Jimmy Kimmel - "Stanley" 29. [extra mindless drivel]
This CD has some legitimate hard-to-find tracks by many artists. The most interesting of which is obviously "Christmas Song" by Weezer, from the deleted, OOP (Out-of-Print) Christmas CD they released. The other song from that CD is found on the CD single of "Photograph", but this is the better of the two. The other real song of note on here is "Santa's Creepy Secret" by Orgy, unavailable anywhere else at this time and very cool. There are some other unreleased tracks of note worth listening to on here also. But since there are lots of throwaway stuff (mostly stupid skit tracks made by the radio station KROQ), I have made it easy for you and put a star (*) next to the tracks that are worth listening to. From this, you should determine whether or not this CD is worth buying for yourself. Enjoy. And don't say this review is not helpful and be a jerk. It takes a lot to do the first complete track listing for these unlisted CDs.
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