World Famous Comics: Ted, White, and Blue: The Nugent Manifesto
Ted, White, and Blue: The Nugent Manifesto
By: Ted Nugent Publisher: Regnery Publishing Average Rating: Binding: Hardcover Label: Regnery Publishing Number of Items: 1 Number of Pages: 295 Publication Date: October 06, 2008 Release Date: October 07, 2008
Product Description: Straight from the Motor-City Madman comes the wildest, most politically incorrect book yet. In The Nugent Manifesto, rocker/hunter extraordinaire Ted Nugent is taking aim and setting his sights on our country. In his trademark unapologetic style, Nugent will praise God, guns, and red-blooded, full-throated Americanism against pantywaist politicians, nanny-state judges, and tofu-eating Obamamaniacs, calling on readers to "Roll up your damn sleeves, sharpen your crowbars, and think hardcore." The Nugent Manifesto follows up his New York Times bestseller God, Guns, and Rock 'N' Roll and his wildly successful cookbook, Kill It & Grill It. Look out America, "The Nuge" is back--and with a whole new arsenal of "Tedisms" ready for launch!
Same Ol' Same Ol' ?? I didn't read this book. I refuse to spend a dime on Nugent's "manifesto", as I can probably predict what he wrote without bothering to crack the cover or turn a page. He told ya'll how the world would be a great place if you listen to his advise, correct? He tried to make you believe that he is a patriotic supporter of our Founding Documents like the Constitution, right? He explains to all those "who are not brain dead numb nuts" that the "liberals" (whatever that might mean) are at the root cause of all our national woes, and that the Conservatives (the TRUE conservatives) have all the answers. He pontificates about how he only eats meat he killed, pure protein venison, and that the rest of America (who don't have the ability or time to fill a freezer with a year's supply of this choice meat) are poisoning themselves by shopping at the grocery store, and not picking fresh veggies from the victory garden that every Ted Head should have in their backyards. Am I close?
Let's look at some of this a little. Ted's advice. When did Ted Nugent ever come up with an implementable solution to anything? The Economy? What's your plan, Ted... tell us how you will save us from ourselves. Tell us how you would reform the National Budget,(even though you cant balance a checkbook). Tell us how tax policy really works, instead of regurgitating Stockman's trickle-down theories. (Can you even recite what Stockman's plan was?) Gridlock in Washington politics? Oh yeah.. lets talk about how Ted Nugent can assemble individuals of opposing viewpoints and hammer out compromises. (Does the term Ted's Way or the Highway ring a bell?)
Or how about his patriotic claims (empty shells of broken eggs). His service to his country? Yeah.. he rode a helicopter on a tag along ride with Toby Keith. (get out the 50 caliber, Nuge... the Airforce has your back) His knowledge of the Constitution... Revisit his NRA convention rant where he derided due process in our court system by saying he simply wants law breakers DEAD.. no trial, no judge, no jury.... How does that work, Teddy? Oh yeah.. you forgot to read that part of the Constitution, or will you blame your BAD teachers for not drilling it into your head when you weren't listening in class.. its their fault, not yours, right?
And his "kill all my own meat" schtick.... yeah sure.. he can hunt every day from Oct to March, on game ranches where he pays (or someone gives him) all the animals he could possibly attract to his House O Stilts Corn feed pile. Most regular people can (legally) shoot one or two deer a year, and if they are lucky, spend one wild trip to Alaska to harvest a moose, once in their lifetime. His sense of reality is a bit skewed, ya thing?
And lets not even start to talk about personal responsibility. The carnage of the backtrail walking over his personal commitments to individuals is conveniently left out of this "manifesto", isn't it?
So go ahead, folks, buy the book.. put a few bucks in Nuggie's pocket, praise it with a pre-disposed Hallelujah and then buy six more for your friends and family. Cult worship is still alive and well.
Ted White and Blue The Nugent Manofesto If only our ELECTED OFFICIALS thought this way, our country would not be in shape it is in today. CPuck
Great read Uncle Ted has a way with words, thoughtful, enjoyable, and encouraging reading. An anthem in book form to what it means to be an American! I am inspired to be all I can be.
Conservative Porn Great book for anybody of a conservative viewpoint. Nugent is witty, eloquent, and extremely intelligent. Everybody should read this book.
The Nuge for President!!! This should be mandatory reading in schools, to learn what Americans are entitled to by the Constitution & how to be an American, not a sheeple.
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