Product Description: Young Kelvin Cheatam has just inherited his father's fledgling movie studio. After a string of unsuccessful box office bombs the passionate young producer as been struggling to keep the place from closing down for good. Desperate for another hit movie he quickly puts several outrageous genre films into production. Little does he know...that Cheatam Studios is about to get more action than he ever imagined as the deranged cookie murderer known as The Gingerbread Man is about to crash the studio lot and leave behind a trail of bloody murder and hilarious mayhem. Terror still has never tasted so good!System Requirements:Running Time: 80 minutesFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: HORROR/MONSTERS & MUTANTS UPC: 852733001720 Manufacturer No: WE00258
BORING AND BEYOND STUPID This is easily the most boring and lame movie I have ever watched. I like horror movies. I also like campy stupid horror movies like "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" or "Killer Klowns from Outer Space". There is not a humorous, clever, or scary moment in this film. My teenagers felt the same way about this movie. I can't believe this is even being sold on Amazon. It is horrible. Don't waste your money. I would give this movie 0 stars if I could.
Pushing it, really pushing it... If you've seen the first film (and, let's face it, if you're reading this you probably have) then you definitely know what to expect going into this. After six minutes of previous feature recap (standard Full Moon padding procedure) and intentionally crawling credits, we get our first look at Cheatem Studios. It could be that Full Moon was intending to parody themselves here as the young Kelvin Cheatem is accused by of "having seven films in production at once" and needing to "tie up the loose ends". I thought that all of this had promise until I was subjected to a string of tired stereotypes and lame jokes. All of this would have been tolerable if I'd gotten to see Ginger in action, but most of the time he's active we can only see him in POV shots and ridiculous looking inserts. Still, knowing this before even opening the box didn't stop me from seeing it and I'm sure it won't stop you either...hang on till the end to see what may be the movie's one redeeming sequence, a hilarious crucifixion scene...hence the title. In addition, in case anyone cares, there isn't a "making of" feature :-(
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